December 2011
November 2011
Words with Break Rooms
Me: (to everyone) Why can't blondes use computers?
Everyone: ...
Me: ...
Someone: I'm blonde.
Me: I see that.
Everyone: ...
Me: Come on. Why can't blondes use computers?
Someone: Ugh. Why not?
Me: Because the techs are re-imaging them until two.
Everyone: ...
Me: ...
Someone: I don't get it.
Me: Nobody can use the computers until two.
Someone: Why did you say blondes?
Me: Because blondes can't use the computers until two.
Someone: But why...
Someone Else: Because he's always that way.
Someone: So nobody can use them?
Me: ...
We type "input". We say "imput".
luckyshirt:
And everyone just pretends it’s not happening.
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“If you took porn off the internet there would only be one website left, and it...”
– Doctor Cox of Scrubs
Yeeee
Finally 18!
david:
Rachel’s never heard of Mexican Jumping Beans. I have no idea what to do.
