Pop my rear bike tire. Walk a mile to bike shop then a mile back. Change tire. Pop front tire…. Fuck me.
Honesty Hour. No questions are deleted. Nothing is...
Put a "♪" in my ask and I will shuffle my itunes...
missmescudi-: SOMEONE PLEASE DO THIS haha! Why not? Hahaha.
sparklewench: i’m just going to add “420” to the end of every word from now on so everybody knows how “hip” and “dank” i am
sparklewench: ___ bless atheists
sparklewench: my favorite food is everything
TMI Tuesday, ask me inappropriate, personal,...
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Words With Lost Boys
luckyshirt: Keifer Sutherland: I recognize you. Me: I recognize you, too. Him: No, I just saw you. Me: Where? Him: I saw your picture on the internet. Me: What. Him: Yeah, what do you do? Me: I post pictures of myself on the internet. Him: …